Today I decided that I'm going to dress like the mythical (legendary?) female Catholic ruler, Pope Joan. I have a lot of fun when I make religious costumes (which are usually warmer to wear anyway, for the fall, as they tend to be modest) so at work today, while thinking about Hallowe'en, I thought about how fun it would be to go as her. My earlier choice was Lynda Carter style Wonder Woman, but my body isn't right for that skimpy outfit (too much gut!) so I decided to play it modest again... plus, Wonder Woman is such a common thing to see on Hallowe'en, or at comic conventions. So Pope Joan it is. I just bought a priest robe from Wish.com that should do the trick, and I will construct a pope hat from scratch, and possibly a crook to carry. Not that hard a costume, and probably easy enough to make look really good.
I kind of get off going out for walks in this wretched, soulless city dressed as extravagant things, holy icons... fuck being sexy on the 31st. Kiss my motherfucking feet, sinners. I'm the goddamn She Pope this year. Can't wait!